I know why you’re here, you either wanted to know what I look like, or you are trying to figure out what the heck is wrong with me… Take an aspirin, put on your foil hat, and absorb the story that is Ryan.
First off, I suck at writing so I apologize in advance for the complete lack of respect for spelling, grammar, and my third grade English teacher Mr. Holmes. Because I am such a terrible writer, I will give you the basics and fill out a survey for your reading pleasure.
I am a So Cal native, born and raised about two hours north of here in Palmdale. I spent the past 12 years in Las Vegas where I got my start in the radio and TV industry and met my wife. On October 2nd of 2009 we were married on the beach in Carlsbad, we decided that day we would make this our home. Even after a year I still don’t believe that I live at the beach and I work for KSON, I don’t deserve it but I cherish every second. Eleven questions.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Sure, unless you ask me about my third nipple. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
That would be Mrs. Hunter, my smoking hot wife. No, I did not mail order her. Has anyone ever sung to you?
Wayne Newton sang to me in a parking lot, true story. What is your favorite color?
Don’t really have one but I like to see women wearing anything clear. What is a compliment you receive often?
The voice, which I don’t like at all, but it does pay one of my bills. Best and worst thing about San Diego?
Best is having pro sports, worst is the pot holes. Three country albums you can’t live without?
Zac Brown Band – The Foundation
Jamey Johnson – That Lonesome Song
Chris LeDoux – Whatcha gonna do with a Cowboy? Last time you cried?
When I made love… Mace hurts. If you could go back in time and tell yourself one thing what would it be?
That the ending of Lost sucked and not to waste 6 years of my life. And invest in Google. What is your biggest accomplishment?
Biggest? I once finished (and held down) a six pound burrito. Anything you would like to add?
Yes, to that one guy in Santee, please stop sending me those pictures and no, I do not want a sock monkey.